copperbadge:

keysmashingbicth:

weepingwitch:

snout:

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

my cells govern themselves, I’m mostly just a figurehead

my body is a constitutional monarchy and i am its powerless queen

This is why exercising is so awful, because it’s basically taxation without representation. 

(via mattsturbator)

Source: snout

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